Were you raised in a barn

Waiting in line
To pay for my stiff
When the jack ass behind me
Sneezes with gruff

Along comes a spray
Of jackass cold spittle
I’m going to beat him
Oh just a little

I turn to spy
What spittled at me
When all of the sudden
Sneeze two sprayed at me

Not just salvia
Was sprayed and transported
A nasty gross smell
I soon was contorted

I shot him a look
That was sure soon to kill
When attack number three
Fired with a shrill

Not just the lunch
Was shot out at me
But a piece of chewed bacon
Along with some tea

So I got the jerk back
And spit in his face
Next thing you know
My teeth were replaced

My mouth filled with knuckles
And sneeze snot as well
I pissed him off good
Oh this you could tell

Learn some manners and cover your mouths when you sneeze you scum bags!