A toast for the insane

For thousands of years people have claimed seeing images of faces and silhouettes in clouds, stones, food items and many other things. Sometimes folks come by the thousands just to see an image of face burnt into a piece of toast.

Over the years sightings of Christ and apparitions of the Blessed Virgin Mary have been common. One person even claimed to see God in a coffee stain!?

So let me get this straight you buffoons think that you see something in a slice of toast or a crap stain on your tighty whitie’s and you think it’s a sign? Yeah, I’ll tell you it’s a sign to get your empty head examined! What the hell is wrong with you people? Don’t you understand how this is supposed to work? Ok, here it is YOU EAT THE FOOD!

If you are staring at the food you probably should not be eating it, how’s about you eat something else like your own foot. Um.... tasty!

You see what you want to see I just see a fool doing something foolish! You might want to check your walls for lead cuz you’re full of crap! Whatever you’re sniffing, smoking, injecting, slamming, huffing, etc I think its melting what little you have left you call a brain.

Tell me what you see in that you jack ass?!