A 23 year old robber miraculously managed to escape death after a taxi driver in self-defense, jabbed him in the head with a knife. The Jagged Edge entered the skull at a depth of 10 centimeters, without touching any of the brain or any major blood vessels. Is it extreme piercing or body art when man gets stabbed in the head and lives?
Call me crazy but where did the knife come from? Never mind I don’t want to know. Here’s justice served hot a fresh. Tired of getting robbed while driving home some inebriated looser back to his house after a hot night of gray goose guzzling? No problem just whip out your butcher knife and slash away!
It warms the cockles of my heart to hear these fantastic stories of pain and suffering. For all you idiots that want to commit crimes keep this story in your head (pun intended). As for me, I say good for the taxi dude. What more could you ask for?
Justice served hot and fresh and aside from the fact that losers like this, will always be committing crimes and other assorted similar brainless acts I say everybody needs to arm themselves with some sharpened steel, blunt objects or anything else that could inflict serious damage.
Bring it on!
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3 comments:
I really think you need to get some professional help. But you are pretty funny keep up the good work!
As I welcome all constructive criticism your point of view really bugs me. However, I will overlook the fact that you are a moron and have to real comment. I will comment on your comment. The next time I read something from you hopefully will be from the obituary. Crash and burn scum!
Fuming Critic!
I really think this blogger is a mastermind. He talks and rants, but writes as he literally thinks- which takes talent to transcribe your thought onto paper or in this case a blog. Good stuff.
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