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Monday, September 20, 2010

Rich white rapper

Driving to work
Not much to say
Not looking forward
To my crapy day

I hate my job
And that’s no lie
I hate it more
Then rapper rich guy

I’m at a red light
Grinding my teeth
Driver beside me
As white as a sheet

One look his way
He flashes a sign
Until the next stop
His ass will be mine

Stupid dumb jerk
His heads a boppin
My fist in his face
Soon he’ll be droppin

I get to the light
He’s rappin with shrill
I get out my car
Fists hard like cold steel

I’m at driver’s side
Ready to smash
He slams on the gas
He’s off in a flash

He smashed my big feet
And compressed my big toe
I limp to my car
Big flat feet in tow

I catch up with him
Big feet are a thumpin
Soon will be filled
His head with some lumpin

His hat to the side
Ghetto music blastin on
The next tune hell hear
Siren blastin with boom gone

I get to his car
He’s wearing gold chains
I pop the door open
Flat feet still in pain

He says where you from?
As I thump, thump away
Out pops gold tooth
His skin turnin grey

Now he’s restin
No longer rappin
Flah’n gang signs
Now he’s nappin

I got new gold chains
And flat feet to boot
And a new golden tooth
Right from the root

If you’re rich and your white
And think you're a gangsta
Take it from me
Your just a big wang'sta

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

what is this? I don't get it.

Fuming Critic said...

Well, I don't think you ever will. So let's try something a little more up your alley. The only thing you get is a case of STD's! What do you mean "I don’t get it" moron! Go take a sky-scraping dive into Kirstie" Alley's mouth brainless buffoon!

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