Meg Whitman eBay or Oy Vey

Ok what are my choices? The over inflated clown that can’t say no to Crom, Terminator remakes or small forgeable cameos or Geriatric Jerry Brown (dancing test tube and taco wagon not included).

Personally, I prefer to have lint run for office. I think we would be in better shape but I digress.

Off to the Governor’s race you go! I know you used to work for eBay but that’s all I hear. Meg Whitman eBay, eBay, eBay!!! Enough already I get it! You used to work for eBay so who gives a crap! What else is new?

If I hear one more add about Meg Whitman and eBay I’m going to throw myself in a chipper, I’m going to pour acid in my ears and eyes, chop my own head off while standing next to a major world leader, jump off the Empire State Building onto a large pile of extra large staples, climb into a meat grinder and take massive dose of pills of my choice (after meat is grinded smash into patty fry on medium heat for about 1 min each side and serve with a side of Jerry Brown) (caution, do not operate heavy machinery after your side of Jerry due to its groovy psychotropic side effects) & slice open my stomach, pull out my intestine and hang myself with them.

Good luck to the both of you nitwits.

I’ve said my peace now piss off!