Get off the road jerkass

Cool in my car
Jamming the tunes
Rude jerk on bike
Will soon sing the blues

He swerves in my lane
No safety in mind
When I stop the car
His head I will wined

Smash on my horn
He gives me the finger
Soon he will feel
A pain that will linger

I stop in the street
To kick his dumb ass
No big surprise
His jaw was like glass

His friend all a snarl
Lips fast a flapin
His jaw was like glass
He soon was a nappin

Back to my car
I go a struttin
Too bad for them both
They hit my hot button

To all you big jerks
Riding your bikes
The street is for cars
So go take a hike

Stay on the sidewalk
Or in the bike lane
Cuz when if you meet me
You’ll meet with pure pain

Stay out of the street you dense jerks!