Over the weekend, a golfer's routine swing in the rough at the Shady Canyon Golf Course in Irvine, Calif., struck a rock and started a fire.
Wow, you can’t tell the difference between a rock and a golf ball? I might be a good idea to get your head examined and your eyes checked. I hope you don’t think this text is hieroglyphics.
In the realm of golf I can see in such “high pressure” situations how you could make mistakes like that! Hope there are no gophers on that green you might see a few gopher heads on the green and stuck in trees.
I think you need to down grade to nurf or nothing. When you miss the ball or hit another rock you can take your aggressions on your caddy or nearest fan (if you have any) or even still a baby lying nearby.
Look, this is what dreams are made of. While you relax and play a few rounds of golf you light a golf course on fire. Now of course this makes you look like a complete buffoon but you’ve indirectly created a few jobs. Now you go home and sleep on that while hundreds of charred animal carcasses fertilize the landscape and that great side effect of combustion billows into family’s homes suffocating us.
Someone should put your head on a tee and swing a mac truck at your melon. Much like my dad used to say “think before you speak” I say to you “look before you swing” you crack pot!
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Next time aim for the ball dumbass!
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Very entertaining article. Golfers are not the brightest of the bunch...look at Tiger Woods. That sucker lost half of his estate to a blonde air head, who's smart enough to settle for $200 million.
This crap just bugs me. Tiger is a dumbass to the tenth degree. Believe me when I say there is only one person on earth who thinks he's worth anything and thats himself.
Now piss off!
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